Just trying something new: Feist on Sesame Street

overheard

Fo' Shizzle is like saying Amen
Vivian, class of 1967

Embrace the pain to learn its lessons well
C.S. Lewis

I don't understand why people would be offended that I have wished them merriment on a particular day. I wonder if they would be as offended is I wished a "Merry 25th of December?" Probably not. I do prefer to wish "Happy Holidays" in the month of February. There are plenty of holidays in that month with Presidents Day, Valentines Day, Groundhog Day, Lincoln and Washington's Birthdays. I sometimes worry that someone who doesn't believe in Pres. Lincoln will be offended.
Anonymous Life Hacker, on "Happy Holidays" versus "Merry Christmas"

Dear Future Generations,

Please accept our apologies. We were roaring drunk on petroleum.

Love, 2006 A.D.
Unknown

Consploded!
Rev, unaware that it is actually pronouced "exploded"

...Where debt is dumb, cash is king, and the paid-off home mortgage has replaced the BMW as the new status symbol of choice.
Dave Ramsey, financial counselor, and the tagline he uses to begin each radio broadcast of The Dave Ramsey Show

...You can have more degrees than temperature, but...
Pastor Paul Shepard, explaining that head-knowledge doesn't necessarily equate with relationship savvy

Most of us, as children, view parents as extensions of our own needs, not as frail, passionate individuals. Parents themselves are complicit in this deception, concealing grief or desire in order to reassure us.
Katherine B. Weissman in her short story Forgiving my Father

While previous youth movements have challenged the dysfunction and decadence of their elders, today we have the "hipster" -- a youth subculture that mirrors the doomed shallowness of mainstream society.
Douglas Haddow for Adbusters

The home, not the school, was the original educational system. The school, not the home, is the substitute.
Raymond Moore

Making the decision to have a child - it's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
Elizabeth Stone, journalist

Pull my finger...
Freud

You're the one person you can't get away from.
Joyce Meyer

Sometimes the best consequences are the natural ones.
unknown

Why must you always be so contrarian to me
a fellow argumentative co-worker

Mom, but if you have a pimple on your nose, how will you be a girl?a very concerned Rev

Quack, you shouldn't go eating things you find on the floor; they might be somebody else's hobby.Peep, from a recent webisode of Peep and the Big Wide World

Confession is not negative, it's just getting rid of the junk. Every morning it's so sweet to confess, "You are. I'm not!"Howard Higashi

A pedestrian pedests into a bar...Mysterious co-worker via messenger, after a lunchtime discussion about the various definitions of the word "pedestrian."