Part 1. The hour was late and Rev and I had just finished reading a long time favorite "Goodnight Baby."
Rev: How do I become a baby again?
Me: You can't become a baby again. You are born once and then everyday you eat and sleep and grow. You were born a baby but now are you bigger.
Rev: Born? But how do I get smaller again?
Me: You can't. Only bigger.
Rev: But (he paused and reflected before deciding), but I want to be boring again.
Part 2. Friends Virginia and Matt were in the car with 3-year old daughter Madeleine on their way to birthing class for Madeleine's future baby sibling.
Virginia: What would you tell the class about being born?
Madeleine: (without hesitation, she answers) It was hot.
1 comment:
This is my first comment...
Even funnier the second time around. Also, do you what you can use to get smells out of closet carpet? :)
PS- Hi Rev!
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