What the what?!

What is this? Someone, s o m e o n e, please explain what this is. Is this a joke? Surely some enemy of mine has left this as a joke. It's real? Are you sure? Did an animal leave it there for me? My dog didn't do it, she was inside all day. How could something like this happen on accident?

I came home from work, nothing on porch. I ran to the store and came back to find this:


I'm thinking to myself. "Sweet, someone left me a surpri...oh gawd! what is that!"


You can see in the picture above that Luna is just as confused as I am. Did this bird fly into the window to kill Luna and meet an untimely death itself? If so, why is it perfectly perpendicular to the doormat? Does a flying bird not ricochet off of glass at some angle? Is it scienfically possible for it to fly into glass at such a velocity so as to kill itself and then deflect directly backwards?



Now, about getting that thing removed...?

On another note, is this a Mockingbird or a Dove?